Sunday, October 02, 2005

The Goat Gazette

Our resident cyber-goat chews the news, views and spews from the world of politics .....

* The rumors are running faster than kudzu up a pine tree that Rudi is the person to defeat Hilliary in her rerun for the NY Senate seat .... but hold on to your hyperbole, Hilda! These speculations are being promoted on behalf of "other" Republicans who want to run for President in 2008 ....

* Condi Rice (denying she is interested) is gaining grassroots support as a possible candidate for the Presidency .... Never happen, Nannies -- not in 2008, at least.

* Cyber-goat has the chomp on the chill, Bill.

Rudi will be on the 2008 Republican Presidential ticket with Condi as his VP .... wait and see, cyber-munchkins -- wait and see ... (They will win, but he won't run for a second term ....)

McCain? Too old and ornery ....
Frist? Too southern ....

Nobody else has the national clout to carry the GOP....

* Dems will select Hilliary as their candidate. Which is why the GOP will retain the White House in 2008 ....

Her running mate will be some no-name (that whiz kid from Chicago will decline and play his cards later -- but watch for a MAJOR scandal to unfold for him ....) The Dems may regain control of the Senate, however -- by a few seats .... but the GOP will keep the House .... (I could have the chambers reversed --)

* 2006 Elections? Hummmmm .... None -- absolutely none of the current media feeding frenzies will affect the ballot box -- except in Louisiana and maybe Mississippi ..... Too much national attention has been given to corruption in these disaster impacted states ....

* And New Orlean's idiot un-mayor better plan on moving his family again (from Texas) .... Nagin will be leading a mardi gras OUT of Louisiana --- likely 3/4's of evacuees from his city won't return .... which will also impact the ballot box ....

* Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu's legacy: "You can bus us to the ballot box, but you can't bus us out of Katrina's path."

* That Austin, TX District Attorney oughta have a good legal practice to fall back on (unless by some application of law he's disbarred after investigations into his wheelings and dealings) .... Win, lose or draw in his indictment against DeLay -- he's history.

* Betcha a tin hat that Jeanine Pirro will give Hilliary all she can handle in a run for the 2006 Senate seat in NY .... With full GOP backing, she might just win (operative word: full) ....

Hilliary's defeat in NY will be the only way to get the Clinton motif out of our headlines and government ...

* You kidlets stay tuned for more news, views and spews from the world of politics.

Questions? Predictions? Post them below and we'll chew on them, too! Sprinkle lightly with humor and focus on the topic, por favor -- our resident cyber-goat will butt ya if you're rude or crude!

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